英語幽默笑話 翻譯一：
THREE PEOPLE A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."
有一個人參觀墓地時見到一塊墓碑上寫著：“在這裡安息的`是約翰凱利，一個律師，一個誠實的人。”“這是怎麼回事!”他叫了起來。“他們在一個墳墓了埋了三個人。”
英語幽默笑話 翻譯二：
TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
護士：手術後你感覺怎樣? 病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。 護士：怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手錶。
英語幽默笑話 翻譯三：
AN ANGRY WIFE'S PRAYER A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. "I pray to God that you are speaking the truth", his wife says. "May God strike me dead if I am lying." "Then I pray to God that you are lying", his wife said hopefully.
一個男人因嗜賭而經常回家很晚，為此他妻子從沒停止過罵他。一次他因工作很晚回到家後，他妻子指責他又去賭博了，可他發誓說這次是因為工作。"我祈禱上帝你說的是實話，"妻子說。 "如果我說謊上帝便賜我於死。" "那我祈禱上帝你是在說謊。"他妻子充滿希望地說。