Clever Thieves Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house? Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
警察：你估計小偷是什麼時候進入你家的? 失主：我的手錶都被偷走了，我怎麼知道是什麼時候?
英語幽默故事 翻譯二：
Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year
教授：你的`生日是什麼時候? 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年? 孩子：每年都是。
英語幽默故事 翻譯三：
Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢? 年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。