1、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
2、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
3、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
4、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
5、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
6、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk "“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去。
7、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
8、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
9、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。