Every man should marry. After all， happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names.
不論你的生活如何卑賤，你要面對它生活，不要躲避它，更別用惡言咒罵它。
I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找藉口，今天就要找好。
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results.
毅力在效果上有時能同天才相比。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。