Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife." "Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song." "I did." was the answer.
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉身對他旁邊的男士批評道： “多難聽的`嗓音!”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎?” “知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。” “噢，請你原諒。”客人說，“當然，她的嗓音並不壞，但那歌實在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。” “是我。”男士回答道。
英語幽默故事翻譯二：
A Question Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course?
教授：在開始考試之前，還有什麼問題嗎? 學生：考試科目的名稱是什麼?
英語幽默故事翻譯三：
Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?
兒子：為什麼母雞的腿這麼短呢? 父親：你真笨。如果母雞的腿太長，它們下蛋的時候，雞蛋豈不都摔碎了?