導語：經常講一些笑話，不僅能給自己到來快樂，還能感染他人，這裡小編收集整理了英語幽默笑話帶翻譯5則，一起來看看吧!
1 肚裡就不會長蟲了!
A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the
water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."
一位父親打算讓自己的兒子知道酒精有多麼可怕。他把分別把兩隻蟲子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌裡做對比。清水裡蟲子安然無恙，結果威士忌裡的蟲子蜷縮了幾下就掛掉了。"所以，兒子啊，"父親問道，"得出什麼結論?" "恩，這說明，你只要喝酒的話，肚裡就不會長蟲了!"
2 向別人做鬼臉
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms Smith stopped to gently
reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child
I was told if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that". Bobby looked up and
replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
史密斯小姐發現她的一名學生在操場上向別人做鬼臉，便去輕責他。
這位主日學校的老師甜甜地微笑著，說："博比，我小的時候，有人告訴我如果我做鬼臉，我的臉就會僵硬，永遠都那麼醜。" 博比抬頭看了看老師，說："史密斯小姐，你可別說沒人警告過你啊。"
3 哪個月有28天
Dad:?Tom,?please?tell?me,?which?month?has?28?days??Tom:?Every?month.?
爸爸：告訴我湯姆，哪個月有28天呢??湯姆：每個月都有啊!
4 可憐的丈夫
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可憐的丈夫
“你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多麼的.難，”一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說，“她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。
5 鳥窩與頭髮
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
鳥窩與頭髮
我姐姐是一位國小老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一隻鳥兒在教室外樹上壘了個窩。
“是什麼鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。
“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。
“那麼，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。
“哦，老師，就像你的頭髮一樣。”