Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher."Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
麥克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說：“對不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因為我在夢裡觀看了一場球賽。”“為什麼它會讓你遲到呢?”老師問道。“因為這兩個隊都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續的.時間長了。”麥克回答說。
英語幽默笑話加翻譯二：
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?Student: Big hands.
老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個桔子。那麼我有什麼?學生：大手。
英語幽默笑話加翻譯三：
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.
一天課上，老師要同學們以如果我是一個經理為題寫一篇作文。所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。我在等我的祕書。那孩子答道。