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經典幽默英語笑話集錦(一)
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
經典幽默英語笑話集錦(二)
一位來自日本的旅客，坐計程車去機場的路上，看到一輛汽車經過，就說：“oh，TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一輛經過，他又說： “oh，NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司機有點不高興，覺得他太吵了!當第三輛經過時，他還是說：“oh，HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
後來到了機場，那個日本人就問：“How Much?”計程車司機說：“1000!”
日本人驚奇的'問司機：“為什麼那麼貴?”計程車司機回答說：“oh，mileometer(計 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
經典幽默英語笑話集錦(三)
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,
當計程車在遇到紅燈急剎車時，
I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
我問司機：“你同意‘時間就是金錢’這種說法嗎?”
"Well, it's a very common saying. “
哦，這是一個普遍說法。
Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
在這個問題上，誰會在意那麼多呢?”司機回答說。
"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“
看，在車已經停止的情況下，里程錶上的數字還在跑。”我指著里程錶說。
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. “
哦，是的。你說的挺有道理的。
In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.
在這種情況下，時間對我們倆來說都是金錢。”司機補充說。