A man will pay$2 for a$1 item he needs.
A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need,but it's on sale.
用得著的東西，要是值1塊錢卻賣2塊，男人也會買;
用不著的東西，要是值2塊錢但只賣1塊，女人也會買。
英語幽默笑話：男人和女人對待貓
Women love cats. Men say they love cats,
but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
女人喜歡貓。男人說他們也喜歡，
但當女人看不到時，男人踢貓。
英語幽默笑話：男人和女人浴室用品分析
A man has five items in his bathroom;a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towsl from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
男人浴室裡五件寶：牙刷，刮鬍膏，剃鬚刀，一塊肥皂，一塊毛巾。
一般的女人浴室裡平均有337樣東西，其中的大多數，男人不知道那是幹哈用的`。
英語幽默笑話：Eating out
Eating out
外出就餐
When the bill arrives ,Mark, Chris ,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill , out come the pocket calculators.
買單的時候，阿麥，阿克、阿力和阿湯每人都甩出20塊錢，雖然其實一共只吃了32塊50沒人有更小的票子了，也沒人願意承認他們其實想把票子破開。女人買單時，每人掏出個計算器。