國小三年級英語笑話

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國小三年級英語笑話

cheers

When I travelled by air in Britain, the stewardess served me some water and I said "Thanks", she said "cheers", then I raised my cup. She looked puzzled. Then out of the plane I found almost all people, from Customs staff to shuttle bus driver, were saying "cheers." Why cheers? I have no glass in hand!

去英國時坐飛機,空姐倒完水之後我說Thanks,空姐說Cheers,於是我就對她舉了舉杯。空姐當時就驚呆了。再之後從海關到機場大巴司機,一路上都有人跟我說cheers,我就疑惑了啊,我這手裡也沒杯子啊怎麼cheers?!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

一位女士抱著她的寶寶上公交車,司機看到後說:“額,那是我這輩子見過的最醜的小孩。”

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

女士走到車廂後面坐下,感到很憤怒。她對旁邊的'男士說:“司機剛剛羞辱了我。”男士迴應說:“你快上去斥責他。去吧,我替你抱著你的猴子。”

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A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day essay代寫.

一位女士正滔滔不絕地向她先生訴說當天發生的事。

"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.

“哦,另外我也和電力公司大吵了一架!”

"Really? Who won?"

“真的嗎?後來誰贏了?”

"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity .

“沒有人贏,算扯平吧。他們沒拿到一毛錢,而我們也沒有電可用。”