搞笑英語小笑話三則

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Birds

搞笑英語小笑話三則

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

兩隻鳥

老師:這兒有兩隻鳥,一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子,哪隻是麻雀嗎?

學生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

老師:請說說看。

學生:燕子旁邊的.就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

2. A great man

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far no body has lived to over 400 years.

一名偉人

老師:如果莎士比亞還活著,他會是一名偉人嗎?

學生:當然。因為到目前為止,還沒有人活到400多歲。

hands

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

Student: Big hands.

大手

老師:如果我左手上有7個桔子,右手上有8個桔子。那麼我有什麼?

學生:大手。