話劇指以對話為主的戲劇形式。下面是小編為你帶來的三人英語搞笑話劇劇本 ，歡迎閱讀。
三人英語搞笑話劇劇本 篇1
3人短劇，簡單有趣，每人不超過10句話，並且都是很簡單的話，經理只有一句詞，但是還比較有水平。由一個笑話改編。
最後結果出人意料，其實是服務生誤解了顧客。
C,the customer.
W,the waiter.
M,the manager.
In the restaurant.
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg 's all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I'm .I'll change it for you.
W:Here your .
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.
C:Sir.I'm sorry for the is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?
三人英語搞笑話劇劇本 篇2
人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B變成的`村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，遞給S)
S: Look,boss (湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (遞)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…… is a ng,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《鬥地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望著)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(準備開電網門)
S: (回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (氣憤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)
T: (嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地屍體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看後面是什麼，T擋)
S: （咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身後，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2屍體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出現) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手後“飄”走)
T: （驚）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻鬥，被擊退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B後，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默)ey's intuition(直覺)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: y.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）
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