英語笑話-Limited Knowledge 聖誕老人知識有限

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外國媽媽都是這樣拿聖誕老人哄孩子的:你要乖哦,你不乖的.話聖誕老人知道後就不會給你送禮物,你做得所有壞事聖誕老人都知道。不過今天,某個小孩將要醒悟了。

英語笑話-Limited Knowledge 聖誕老人知識有限

Limited Knowledge 聖誕老人知識有限

As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentallydropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it offbefore placing it back on the plate. "You can’t do that," argued myfour-year-old. "Don’t worry. Santa will never know." He shot me a look."So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell onthe floor?"

平安夜那天,在我們分發餅乾時,我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒關係。”我一邊說,一邊撿起來,並在放回盤子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那麼做。”我四歲大的孩子爭論道。“別擔心,聖誕老人不會知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說他知道我有沒有做壞事,而他不知道餅乾掉在地上過?”