英語笑話既能讓我們開心，也能讓我們學到不少英語知識，何樂而不為呢?今天我們就一起來看看簡短有翻譯英語笑話吧!
簡短有翻譯英語笑話(一)
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
"He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."
"No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!"
"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
傑克到一所大學去學歷史。第一學期結束時，歷史課教授沒讓他及格。學校讓他退學。然而，傑克的父親決定去見教授，強烈要求讓傑克繼續來年的學業。
“他是個好孩子，”傑克的父親說：“您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會有很大進步，學期結束時，他一定會考好的。”
“不，不，那不可能，”教授馬上回答。“你知道嗎?上個月我問他拿破崙什麼時候死的'，他都不知道。”
“先生，請再給他一次機會吧。”傑克的父親說：“你不知道，恐怕是因為我們家沒有訂報紙。我們家的人連拿破崙病了都不知道。”
簡短有翻譯英語笑話(二)
JOY,it's timeto go to bed.
joy,該去睡覺了。{媽媽}
ok,Mum.i'm coming!
哦，這就睡!{joy}
Have a sweet dream, night!
做個甜甜的夢哦，晚安!{媽媽}
good niggt,Mum!
晚安，媽媽!{joy}
Sweet ?
甜甜的夢。。。。到底怎麼才能做個甜甜的夢呢?{joy}
Bingo!
有了!{joy}
joy,wahay are you doing?
the candy will make your teeth ache!
joy,你怎麼睡前還吃糖啊!會牙疼的!{媽媽}
(joy,舉著糖，看著媽媽。){joy}
But you told me to have a sweet dream...
不是你說要我做個甜甜的美夢的嗎。。。{joy}
。。。。。。。。{媽媽}
簡短有翻譯英語笑話(三)
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
誰更有禮貌?
一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。瘦子說他更有禮貌，因為他經常對女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認為他更有風度，因為無論什麼時候他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。