笑話英文翻譯2015一：
It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness. “So good of you to come， s，and where is your brother?” “You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up for it.” “How nice!And so original， too! And you won?” “No，” said the young man absently，“I lost.”
五點鐘，下午茶的'時間，一個年輕人因為遲到向女主人致歉。 “您能來可真好，瓊斯先生，您的兄弟在哪兒呢?” “您知道我們在辦公室裡有非常忙，我們倆只能來一個，所以就擲幣來決定由誰來。” “太有意思了!還那麼有獨創性!那您贏了?” “不，”年輕人心不在焉地說，“我輸了。”
笑話英文翻譯2015二：
A woman was trying hard to get theketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The child said, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."
一個婦人正在使勁開啟番茄醬的瓶子。這時，電話鈴響了，她叫四歲的女兒去接電話。小孩說：“媽媽現在不能接電話，她在砸瓶子。”
笑話英文翻譯2015三：
He is really somebody (他真是一個大人物 )
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。
-- 他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的?
-- 墓地守墓人。