經常講一些笑話，不僅能給自己到來快樂，還能感染他人，這裡小編收集整理了愉快的英語笑話，一起來看看吧!
愉快的英語笑話(一)
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我沒有睡著
當一群婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被佔滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”
“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。
“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
愉快的英語笑話(二)
As a little boy arrived home from a dental visit,“Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities.” His mom stared at him wide一eyed and quite surprised,“It is imPossible一you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!”
Then the boy opened his mouth——his teeth have been taken out all.
小男孩兒看完牙醫,面帶微笑地回到家。“嘿,媽媽,牙醫說,我一顆蛀牙也沒有。” 媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛“不可能——你睡覺前都把巧克力盒子裡的'糖吃得精光,而且從來不刷牙!”
這時,男孩兒張開了嘴巴——他的牙已經全被拔光了。
愉快的英語笑話(三)
鳥窩與頭髮
我姐姐是一位國小老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一隻鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。
“是什麼鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。
“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。
“那麼，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。
“哦，老師，就像你的頭髮一樣。”
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
愉快的英語笑話(四)
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”