英語笑話大家都看過嗎?是不是十分有趣呢?今天我們就一起來欣賞令人無語的爆笑英語笑話吧!
令人無語的爆笑英語笑話(一)
A Traffic Accident
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.
Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'
交通事故
有個人開車行駛在上班的.路上，一輛卡車闖紅燈從側面撞上了他的車，當時他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他從車裡拉出來並喚醒他。剛一醒過來，他就拼命的掙扎著，最後不得不用了藥物才讓他鎮靜下來。
過了一會兒，他平靜了，別人問他為什麼要這麼恐怖的掙扎，他說：“被撞之後我就什麼都不知道了，當我醒過來，我發現我躺在了路邊，前面是一個巨大的廣告牌上面閃爍著‘殼牌’，但是有個人擋住了那個“S”。
令人無語的爆笑英語笑話(二)
The Choice of Word
One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word "Dady" to teach their baby.
During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry "Dady". His wife said to him, "Darling, she is calling you." Then she turned to sleep.
選詞
一天下班回家，約翰發現妻子在搖半歲的女兒，嘴裡反覆念道：“爸-爸。”約翰心裡感到美滋滋的，他的妻子選擇了“爸爸”這個詞首先教孩子。
幾周後的一天夜裡，約翰和妻子被一陣哭聲驚醒了，“爸-爸!”“她在叫你，親愛的。”妻子說，然後翻身竟自睡了。
令人無語的爆笑英語笑話(三)
Not Necessary to Answer
Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first much hair do you have?”
Student ：“A hundred and twenty millions.”
Teacher：“How do you know it?”
Student：“It is not necessary to answer the second question.”
無需回答
老師：“我有兩個題目，你若能答出第一題就不需答第二題。你有多少根頭髮?”
學生：“1.2億根。”
老師：“你怎麼知道?”
學生：“第二題不需回答。”