英文笑話四年級一：
On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him."Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. "Give him a heart massage, " says someone else."No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman. "Call an ambulance," yells another person."A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"
英文笑話四年級二：
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"
英文笑話四年級三：
Doctor: ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″Patient: ″Then send the bill to my father, please.″