當聽別人說笑話的時候覺得不大好笑，還會覺得冷很冷，可是自己看的時候，卻笑到不行，你有這樣的經歷麼?以下的五年級英語笑話帶翻譯，希望能讓你歡樂笑不停。
五年級英語笑話帶翻譯一：Fried chicken
In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"
Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."
老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的照片。然後他問其中一名學生，“傑克，你最喜歡哪種鳥兒啊?”
傑克想了想，回答，“炸雞，老師。”
五年級英語笑話帶翻譯二：How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to
be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his
way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多麼不公正啊。他一週前才來到紐約，幾乎不認路。
而且，他只會說幾個英語單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問道："你會說多少英文?"
被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"
五年級英語笑話帶翻譯三：I've Just Bitten My Tongue
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
我剛咬破自己的舌頭
“我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。
“是的.，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個幹什麼?”
“因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”
五年級英語笑話帶翻譯四：A proof 證明
A man came to a village post office for a registered letter. The letter was there, but the clerk did not give it to the man. "How can I know that the letter is for you?" he asked.
The man took a photo of himself from his pocket, and said, "I think now you know who I am?"
The clerk looked long at the photo and then said, "Yes, that is you. Here is your letter."
一個人去鄉村郵電所取掛號信。 信來了，可工作人員卻不給他。“我怎麼知道這信是你的?”工作人員說。
這人從口袋裡拿出自己的一張照片，說，“我想你知道我是誰了吧?”
工作人員看了一會說：“這的確是你，信給你吧!”