英語笑話一
Intelligent son 聰明的兒子
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的.名字。
兒子回來後,父親問他:“你把信丟進郵筒了嗎?” “當然”“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”
“我當然看見信封上什麼也沒寫”“那你為什麼不拿回來呢?”
“我還以為你不寫地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!”
英語笑話二
The Clever Dog
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted(小跑) off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.
"Five dollars."
"Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie."
一位養狗人宣稱：要是給了愛犬錢，它便會到報亭買份報紙來。他的朋友堅持要來做個演示，並給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個小時過去了，仍不見它帶報紙回來。
“你給了它多少錢?”狗的主人問。
“五元。”