一些英語笑話翻譯

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譯篇一

一些英語笑話翻譯

before the final examination, tom told his mother, "mom, i had a dream last night that i'd passed today's exam."

在期末考試之前,湯姆告訴他的母親:“媽媽,我昨天晚上做了一個夢,夢見我通過了今天的考試。”

"don't trust dreams, dear. it is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." mother replied.

“不要相信夢,親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。”媽媽答道。

"then i do hope i'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," tom said.

“那麼,我真希望在今晚的`夢中,我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。

篇二

mother asked her little boy, darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

母親問她年幼的兒子:寶貝,今天老師教了你些什麼?

nothing, mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and i told her three.

兒子驕傲地說:什麼都沒教,媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等於幾,我告訴她等於三。

篇三

reggie: we have got a new dog. would you like to come around and play with him?

裡基:我們又得到了一條新狗,你願意過來和他玩一會嗎?

ron: well, i don't know---does he bite?

羅恩:嗯,我不知道----它咬人嗎?

reggie: that's what i want to find out.

裡基:這正是我想要查明的。

篇四

one day after school the teacher said to his students, "tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, i will permit him or her to go home earlier."

一天,放學以後,老師對他的學生們說:“明天上午,如果你們當中的任何一個同學能首先回答我的問題,我就准許他或她最先回家。”

the next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed(塗抹) . he was very angry and asked, "who did it? please stand up!" "it's me," said bob, "now, i can go home. good-bye, sir."

第二天,老師走進教室時發現黑板被塗得亂七八糟,他非常生氣的問:“誰塗的?請站起來!”鮑勃說:“先生,是我,現在我可以回家了,再見!”