講個搞笑的英語笑話

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Shade in the street 大街上的陰涼處

講個搞笑的英語笑話

It was a very hot day in the middle of summer, and there no trees along the street.

Mr Smith closed his shop at half past five, went out into the street and walked to the bus. He was very fat. The sun shone straight down the street and in a few minutes Mr Smith felt very hot.

A small boy came out of another shop in the street, and went after Mr Smith. He stayed very near him all the time. And he kicked Mr Smith's shoes a few times. Mr Smith looked at him angrily each time.

After the fourth time. Mr smith stopped, turned and said to the small boy, "What are you doing here? Stop going after me like that! You're going to hurt my feet."

"I'm sorry, but don't stop me, please!" the small boy said. "It is very hot today, and there isn't any shade anywhere else in the street!"

 

這是夏季一個非常炎熱的一天,大街兩邊沒有一棵樹。

史密斯先生下午五點半就將商店關閉,來到大街上,向公共汽車走去。史密斯很胖,太陽火辣辣地照在大街上,不一會兒他就感到太熱了。

一個小男孩從大街上另一家商店裡出來,走在史密斯先生後面。這個小男孩一直緊跟著他,踢了史密斯先生的`鞋子好幾次。每次,史密斯都很憤怒地看了他一眼。

又踢了一次後,史密斯先生停下里,英語小故事轉過身對這個小男孩說:“你在這裡幹什麼呀?別這樣跟著我,你會踢傷我的腳的。”

“對不起,可是請別趕我走!”小男孩說道:“今天這麼熱,大街上別的地方又沒有一點陰涼處。”