Why me lord 主啊為什麼是我
A man was wandering around in a field ,
有名男子在田野裡徘徊
thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her,
心裡想著他的老婆對他有多麼好，他多麼幸運擁有她。
He asked God,"Why did you make her so kind hearted?"
他問上帝：“你為什麼要把她造得這麼心地善良?”
The Lord responded,"So you could love her ,my son."
主響應說：“我兒 呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
"Why did you make her so good looking?"
“你為什麼要把她造得這麼貌美呢?”
"So you could love her,my son ."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
“你為什麼要把她造成一個很會做飯菜的人呢?”
"So you could love her,my son."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
The man thought about this.
這名男子想了一下這件事。
Then he said ," I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything,but,why did you make her sostupid? "
然後他說:“我並不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什麼的,可是，你為什麼把她造得這麼笨?”
"So she could love you,my son."
“ 我兒呀，這樣她就會愛你呀。”
騙子 Liar,Liar
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband wasmissing.
老婆與隔壁鄰居到警察局報案 說她的`老公失蹤了。
The policeman asked her for a description.
警察要求，她形容一下。
She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athleticbuild,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."
她說：“他三十五歲，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪狀的深色頭髮;體格健壯，體重185磅，說話很輕，而且對小孩子很好。”
The next-door neighbor protested,
隔壁鄰居期提出反駁說：
"Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."
“你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟 的，禿頭，有一個太嘴巴，而且對你的小孩很刻薄。”
The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"