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A Girl's Wish 小女孩的願望

3則爆笑英語笑話

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼兒老師問學生的觀後感。班上最小的'女孩說,她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒,那麼他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

Its part of the game 我在扮演媽媽

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.

Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

媽媽:瑪麗,你為什麼這樣大喊大叫的? 為什麼不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。

瑪麗:媽媽,艾迪當然不會出聲了,因為我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的遊戲呢,他扮演爸爸,我扮演你。

半個還是十分之五Half or Five Tenths?

Half or Five Tenths?

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

半個還是十分之五

老師:你願意要半個柑橘,還是十分之五個柑橘?

傑拉得:我寧可要半個。

老師:仔細想想,說出理由來。

傑拉得:因為你如果把柑橘切成十分之五,那柑橘汁就損失太多了。