下面，就和小編一起來看一看簡單英語笑話大全笑破你的肚子，希望對大家有幫助!
篇一：
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.
三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。
Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“你回家去取傘吧。”
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”
"We won't," the other two promised.
“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的'咖啡喝掉了。”
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”
篇二：
Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?老師: 湯姆，“男人”這個詞的複數形式是什麼?Tom: Men.湯姆:男人們。Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
老師: 答得好。那“孩子”的複數形式呢?Tom : Twins.
湯姆: 雙胞胎。Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.小彼得從操場回到家時，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
顯然他剛與人惡鬥了一番，而且打輸了。父親問兒子發生了什麼事。“噢，爸爸，彼得說，我向拉里挑起決鬥，而且我讓他挑選武器。”"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
“嗯，”父親說，“這看上去很公平!”"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
“我知道，但我沒想到他選擇了他姐姐!”