生活需要笑話，笑一笑，十年少，笑話能愉悅我們的心情，今天我們就一起來看看好笑英語笑話笑翻天吧!
好笑英語笑話笑翻天(一)
Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday.
亨利是個美國人，他到倫敦來度假。
One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said,"I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one?"
有一天他感到身體不舒服，於是走到旅館服務臺對服務員說:“我想看病，你能給我推薦一位好醫生嗎?”
The clerk looked in a book and then said , "Dr. Kenneth Grey , 61010."
服務員查閱了一下本子，然後說:“肯尼思·格雷醫生，61010。"
Henry said，"Thank yon very much. Is he expensive?"
亨利說:“非常感謝，他收費貴嗎?”
"Well, "the clerk answered, "he always charges his patients two pounds for their first visit to him, and one pound and 50 pennies for later visits."
“喔，”服務員回答說:“他對初診患者收費兩英鎊，複診收費一點五英鎊。”
Henry decided to save 50 pennies, so when he went to see the doctor, he said，"I've come again,doctor."
亨利想節省五十便士，所以他去看病時對醫生說:“我又來了，醫生。”
For a few seconds the doctor looked at his face carefully without saying anything.
醫生仔細端詳著他的面孔，幾秒鐘沒說話。
Then he nodded and said，"Oh，yes. "He examined him and then said, "Everything's going as it should do. Just continue with the medicine I gave you last time."
然後點點頭說:“哦，是的`。”給他做完檢查以後，醫生說:“病情發展正常。繼續服用上次我給你開的藥吧。”
好笑英語笑話笑翻天(二)
A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible,” she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”
丈夫下班回到家裡，發現自己的新娘心緒煩亂。“我心裡太難受了，”她說。“我在給你熨西裝時把褲子的臀部燒了個大洞。”
“Forget it ,” consoled her husband. “Remember that I’ve got an extra pair of pants for that suit.”
“沒事兒，”丈夫安慰她說。“你忘了我這套衣服有兩條褲子。”
“Yes,” said the woman, cheering up. "And it’s lucky you have. I used them to patch the hole.”
“是的，”妻子高興地說，“幸虧你還有一條，我後來就用它來補了這個洞了。”
好笑英語笑話笑翻天(三)
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johmmy,and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
媽媽: 約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子裡放了兩塊點心。現在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn' t notice the other.
約翰尼: 哦，我想是因為裡面太黑我沒看到另外那塊。