英語笑話:讓人無奈的孩子

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英語笑話:讓人無奈的孩子

弟弟:我看見你親我姐姐了,如果你不給我五分錢,我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友:不要那樣做。給你五分錢。弟弟:我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。

they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."

As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "

我五歲的兒子和他的表弟在一起的時候,總要招來大亂。一個星期六,我開始抗議了。“好啦,你們兩個,”我嚴厲地說,“不許叫喊,不許亂拿,不許哭鬧,不許亂敲,不許取笑,不許扯淡,不許弄壞玩具,不許亂抓,不許打架。” 我剛轉身要走,就聽我兒子說:“來,斯蒂文,我們來把自己弄髒吧。”