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One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter into the mail box?"
"Certainly."
"You didn't notice that the envelope does not have address and addressee's name on it?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why didn't you take it back?"
"I thought that you did not write address and addressee, because you wouldn't let me know to whom you send the letter!"
有一天，父親讓八歲的兒子寄信。兒子接過信。父親這時才想起他沒有在信封上寫地址與收件人名稱。
兒子回來後，父親問他：“你已經把信塞進信箱了嗎?”
“當然。”
“你沒注意到信封上沒有地址和收件人的.名字嗎?”
“我當然看到信封上什麼也沒有。”
“那你為什麼不把它拿回來?”
“我還以為你不寫地址和收信人是因為你不想讓我知道你要將這封信寄給誰!”
英語笑話：你見過catfish嗎?
Vocabulary
Catfish鯰魚 – (noun) a species of fish.
To fish釣魚 – (verb) to try and catch/hunt for fish, usually with a fishing rod.
Rod 魚竿– (noun) the pole/stick that has a (nylon) line and hook to catch fish. Rod is a short way of saying fishing rod.
The joke
Fisherman A: Have you ever seen a catfish?
Fisherman B: No, how does it hold the rod?
Why is it funny?
B的理解是貓釣魚(cat fish)而A問的是你見過鯰魚(catfish)嗎?
Fisherman B understood “cat fish” (a cat doing the action of fishing) instead of the word “catfish” (a type of fish.) Fisherman B thinks that Fisherman A has asked him if he has ever seen a cat fishing (the idea of a cat holding a rod and fishing in a human way is amusing). Fisherman A is actually asking if Fisherman A has seen a particular species of fish.