生活需要笑話，笑話可以愉悅我們的心情，以下是小編準備的簡短幽默英語笑話合集，一起來爆笑吧!
簡短幽默英語笑話合集(一)
Childbirth Pain
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy1.
The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little."
"Like this?"
"A little more."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
簡短幽默英語笑話合集(二)
In The Bag
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket.
As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening.
He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store.
There, they found three sacks to hide in.
When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice.
The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice.
The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.
簡短幽默英語笑話合集(三)
State Capitals
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.
She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A redhead said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, W."