英語幽默笑話短文

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Boy, Oh Boy 讓人無奈的孩子

英語幽默笑話短文

When they're together, my five-year-old son and hiscousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right,you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting,teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."

As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty. "

 

我五歲的兒子和他的表弟在一起的時候,總要招來大亂。一個星期六,我開始抗議了。“好啦,你們兩個,”我嚴厲地說,“不許叫喊,不許亂拿,不許哭鬧,不許亂敲,不許取笑,不許扯淡,不許弄壞玩具,不許亂抓,不許打架。” 我剛轉身要走,就聽我兒子說:“來,斯蒂文,我們來把自己弄髒吧。”