1.A Special Football Match
特殊的.足球賽
Mike was late for said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
邁克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說:“對不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢見了一場足球賽。”
"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.
老師問:“那為什麼會使你遲到呢?”
“Because neither team could win the game，so it lasted a long time，”replied Mike.
邁克回答說:“因為兩個隊不分勝負，因此持續了很長時間。”
her: Jeremy, use “I” in a sentence. Jeremy: I is ---Teacher: Don’t say “I is.” Say “I am”. Jeremy: Okay. I am theninth letter of the alphabet. 老師：Jeremy, 用“I”造個句。 Jeremy：I is…… 老師：不要說 “I is” 要說“I am”。 Jeremy：好，I am是字母表裡第9個字母。
3.一哥們出國住酒店的時候發現有老鼠，但是英文太爛不知道老鼠的英語怎麼說，無奈之下打電話給前臺說:"Do you know Tom and Jerry ?" "Yes sir." "Jerry is here!!!"
4.跟一個印度人聊天，他冷不丁地問我where is your balance?想了半天啥意思，平衡?存款?還是裝逼網上文類似find you balance?想了半天答曰：sorry I don't know.他很驚詫得望著我。我不解。後來諮詢高人，原來他在問我我父母在哪兒。。泥煤。。。