"Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man asked his colleague veduchina.
"Well" replied his friend, "I'd like to but I'm afraid I've got to stay home. My pet will become very anxious if I stay out late."
"Pet?" replied the young man, "I didn't know you'd got one. What is it veduchina?"
"A centipede veduchina."
"A centipede? That's unusual." But that's no problem. Why don't you bring him with you?"
“你明天去參加公司組織的聖誕晚會嗎?” 一個年輕人問他的同事。
“我當然想去”朋友回答到，“但是我必須呆在家裡，因為如果我回去太晚我的寵物會很擔憂!”
“寵物?”年輕人回答到，“我不知道你還有寵物，是什麼寵物?“
“一隻蜈蚣。”
“一隻蜈蚣?那很常見啊。那不是問題，你可以把它帶上啊!”
兒童英語笑話帶翻譯二：
It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service.
"Well," said the clergyman, "I guess there's no point in having a service today."
"Well that's not how I see it." said the farmer. "If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it."
這是一個寒冷的聖誕節清晨，霧很重，積雪很厚。只有一名農民和牧師設法到達教堂做禱告。
牧師說：“ 我想今天做禱告是沒有意義的'。”
“我可不這麼認為。”農民說，“只要有一隻奶牛在餵養時出現，我仍然餵它。”
兒童英語笑話帶翻譯三：
A Dead Fly
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
一隻死蒼蠅
史密斯先生：服務員，我的湯裡有一隻死蒼蠅.
服務員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的.