1、Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
重大事件
老師：1809年發生了什麼重大事件?
小威利：亞伯拉罕林肯誕生。
老師：正確。那麼1812年發生了什麼重要事件呢?
小威利：亞伯拉罕林肯過他的三週歲生日。.
2、Father and son
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
兒子：爸爸，聽說在非洲的'一些地方男人在結婚前根本不認識他的妻子。
父親：孩子，實際上所有的國家都是這樣的。
3、The cost of marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”