英語笑話一
"President Obama's Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor had her second day in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee today. Her confirmation is pretty much a forgone conclusion, but even the leading Republican said the only way she would not be confirmed is if she had a meltdown, in which case she'd be named the governor of Alaska." --Jimmy Kimmel
今天是奧巴馬總統的大法官提名人索尼婭·索托馬約爾在美國參議員司法委員會的第二天。她被確定任命已成定局。即使共和黨領導人也說她唯一不會被確定任命的原因只有一個，就是她溶解了，這種情況下她就會被提名為阿拉斯加的州長。——吉米·卡莫
英語笑話二
"Sonia Sotomayor is testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. And she has said that she 'felt out of place attending Princeton.' Sotomayor says there were so many white males in Princeton, she felt like she was testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee." --Conan O'Brien
索尼婭·索托馬約爾現在在參議院司法委員會做聽證。她曾經說過她在普林斯頓的時候感覺不太合群。索托馬約爾說普林斯頓的.白人太多了，她感覺她像是出席參議院司法委員會聽證會一樣。——柯南·奧布萊恩
英語笑話三
"It's been 40 years since we've put a man on the moon, and now of course the next big goal is to put a man on Sonia Sotomayor." –David Letterman
我們把男人送上月球到現在已經四十年了，現在，我們下一個巨集偉目標當然就是把男人送給索尼婭·索托馬約爾了。——大衛·萊特曼
"It's an emotional day. A lot of us are still mourning the loss of one of America's most entertaining figures, who left us all too soon. But don't worry, folks, Sarah Palin will be back. Comedians everywhere are praying." -- Conan O'Brien
這是個傷感的日子，大部分人還在紀念突然隕落的娛樂巨星。但是大夥別發愁，莎拉·佩林會回來的。全世界的喜劇演員們都在祈禱。——柯南·奧布萊恩
英語笑話四
"Since resigning as governor, many say Sarah Palin is now going to spend some time working on her memoirs. Alaskans are saying they can't wait to start reading Palin's memoirs and then quit halfway through." --Conan O'Brien
自從莎拉·佩林辭職之後，很多人說她現在將在回憶錄上花更多的時間。阿拉斯加人說，他們已經等不及開始讀莎拉·佩林的回憶錄再半路扔掉了。——柯南·奧布萊恩
這句話應該是說莎拉佩林沒有做滿任期就半路辭職了。
"In a recent study, the United States was ranked the 114th happiest country in the world. Then Sarah Palin stepped down. Now we're at 17." --Conan O'Brien
在最近一次研究中，美國人在全世界最幸福的國家排名中列第114位。然後莎拉·佩林下臺了，現在我們在第17位。——柯南·奧布萊恩